So, I totally have a project for Archaeological field and lab methods due on monday that I haven't started yet. 3000 words. Or was it 2000? Nobody's entierly sure, since the teacher can't seem to make her mind up. Also, every document I look at has a different weighting for the project. But I can't be bothered doing it, so, instead, I'm going to do the URBAN DICTIONARY MEME thing thats been going around, because told me to, and nobody ever argues with XT, because he is the man


So, here it is...



Just look up the answer to those questions in the Urban dictionary and post it here.

1) Your name? Natalie
The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever
1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty
everything
my best friend has the qualities of a natalie

*Nods emphatically at this particular assessment.* Fie on you if you don’t believe it. Fie on you I say!

2) Your age? 22
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.

3) One of your friends? Em whether I’m talking about Proper Em or Other Em, I won’t say
1. A typically short girl, who makes up for her lack of height with her extreme beauty, hilarious sense of humour and outgoing nature.
2. Another word for a somewhat violent and openly bitchy girl who hates many people, but for good reasons, and is not afraid to voice her opinions.
3. Term used for a girl desired by many, but remains faithful to her one true love, even when he treats her like shit

4) What should you be doing? Homework
Great to procrastinate to. Usually half assed.
"I spent six hours doing my chem homework and didn't finish."
"It was that long!?"
"No, I was watching paint dry."

5) Favorite colour? Blue
POILCE:
Refering to the color uniforms that cops wear.
"Dont trust that snitch, I hear he's workin for the blue"
"Keep an eye out for the blue"

6) Birthplace? Tamworth
The Country Musical Capital of Australia; located in the north-west region of New South Wales.
Person 1: Hey, where do you live?
Person 2: Guess. We have a big golden guitar. Goody.
Person: Oh, you mean Tamworth! That place is fo-shizzle!

I’m very sad, apparently there’s a Tamworth in Birmingham. I wish I’d been born there, because then I could be a chav, and we all know that chav’s are freaking awesome *nods emphatically once more*

7) Month of your birth? July
Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!

Oh… I know that one’s racist, but it freaking cracked me up… okay!

8) Last person you talked to? Lorraine
This girl is amazing. She has great taste in literature and music, she's super-cute, and is generally awesome. Can't do math very well...

…Thank god she’ll never see this one to know that…

9) One of your nicknames? Nat
Network Address Translation
That router uses NAT.




And that took up a good half hour of messing around. Fun. Well, I think I'm going to give up on this project and wait until tomorrow night when I can have a panic attack over it. Until then, I think I may just go to bed. Night all!